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10 Terrific Alternatives To Watching The Super Bowl

Yes, I realize that this is a day late, but I just came up with the idea.  Those who know me well are well aware of my dislike for sports.  I don’t enjoy playing them, I don’t enjoy watching them, I don’t enjoy hearing about them.  I know, that makes me totally “un-merican,” a communist,

How To Change A Diaper

I’m not sure what popped this one into my head.  I’ve had babies on the mind lately, for who knows what reason.  Maybe I’m pregnant?  That would definitely take the cake on top of all my other body woes…LMAO.  Nonetheless, I’m sure somebody will find this Helpful How-To of use.  It is the #1 hardest

Strange Things People Do

Have you ever sat down and really considered just how unique the human race is from other animals?  If you’re normal, like most people, probably not.  These are the type of things that come to me when I lay down to sleep at night.  Hey, I’ve never claimed to be normal.  I don’t anyone else

What If Everyone Were Country

DISCLAIMER: Those who know me are well aware of my jovial prejudices when it comes to anything country.  Not the greatest stance, growing up and living in rural Pennsylvania the majority of my life. I’ve never been known for being non-controversial though.  This being said, all my “rips” here are in good fun.  So, what

What If I People Acted Like Dogs

I’ve seen variations of this particular “What If” in YouTube videos but figured I’d give it my own twisted turn.  If you don’t like it, you can always hit me on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.  You know I’d probably enjoy it. Sniffed Butts/Crotches This isn’t the most appealing idea, but you have to

10 Terrible and Terrific Ways To Waste Time

After dealing with all of the daily necessities of life, such as working a job, going to school, paying bills, and doing household chores, we all have our special ways of winding down or spend our free time.  Some of these ways are productive.  Others?  Not so much.  Here are some of bigger wastes of

If I Were A Guy For A Day (by Stephanie Ansinger)

  The following is the first reader response to my post the other day, “If I Were A Girl For A Day.  I give you Stephanie Ansinger’s “If I Were A Guy For A Day.” If I were to wake up and I magically changed into a guy, I would think to myself what did

What If I Were A Woman For One Day

A few of you are aware of a very strange and repeated occurrence I have had throughout my adult life.  For some reason, which totally eludes me and my closest family and friends, I have been mistaken for a woman on numerous occasions.  At work, shopping, or even walking down the street.  I don’t get

How To Know She’s Mad At You

The title of this one says it all.  You know it damn well guys.  You tend to piss her off a lot more often, and typically to a much higher degree, they’ll she’ll ever annoy you.  It’s not that women do less to piss us off than what we inflict upon them.  It’s just that

10 Terrific Things About Winter

This is probably one of the last thoughts that a typical Pennsylvanian thinks about in the middle of January.  But yes, I’ll go there.  What are some of the positives to this sub-zero, winter wonderland which hits the north for what feels like nine months out of the year? 10#  No Bugs No mosquitos, no

How To Yank It Like A Pro

As you may have seen from yesterday’s post, if you read it, there are very few barriers I’m unwilling to break with my posts, whether popular or otherwise.  Today’s is no exception.  The topic of masturbation makes people more uncomfortable than talking about most other forms of sex.  Possibly because most of us were brought

What If Christianity Is Wrong?

Disclaimer:  As a supporter of the U.S. Constitution, I respect everybody’s religious beliefs, as long as those beliefs don’t impose on the rights and liberties of other people.  Furthermore, I respect the rights of others in expressing their opinions.  That being said, the following is an expression of my religious beliefs as an atheist, and

What If I Could Fly?

Psychologists say that people who dream about flying are looking for a temporary release from life’s responsibilities.  The ground represents reality, and taking flight is, therefore, an escape from that reality.  I don’t know how much I buy into dream analysis, but I do dream of flying quite often during my nightly slumbers. Due to

How To Spot A True Child Of The 80’s

I’ll be the first to admit, I am a true child of the 80’s.  But what exactly does that mean?  What makes someone a child of the 80’s?  Here are a few of the #1 signs. Big Hair Anyone who has teenage or young adult photos with super teased, aqua-net maxed out hairdos.  We’re not

How To Live The Comfort-Over-Style Lifestyle

In today’s modern, hectic world, stress is the #1 cause of most of our health, mental, and emotional problems.  It’s next to impossible to avoid, especially in our professional lives.  Here are a few personal suggestions to help you drop those stress levels and lead a more laid-back lifestyle. Sweats Wear them wherever and whenever

10 Terrific Goals To Put On Your Bucket List

If you’re like most people, a good portion of the items you put on your personal bucket list are things that are hard to obtain or may take you years to get around to.  The following are a dozen little things you could probably pull off in less than week or two, a month or

What If This Was Your Last Year To Live?

Think about it.  For some reason or other, you have one year left to live.  365 days left to fulfill your bucket list.  12 months of final experiences.  One year to do everything you can possibly afford to do.  And no, you can’t ask more time.  You only have this one last year, and the

Pass This On!

I’ve been seeing this little gem popping up all over Facebook today.   A nice friendly way to let your Facebook friends and family know you’re tired of receiving these annoying messages.   Even though I’ve never passed along one of these worthless pieces of crap myself, I couldn’t resist posting my own Marty-style response to posts like the one

Whimsical What-If Series

Beginning this month, I’m excited to announce the addition of a new series to Blinds-Eye View called “Whimsical What-Ifs.” This section of the blog will showcase an entertaining game of “What If This Happened? / What If That Happened?” type scenarios. The subject matter could go from off-the-wall questions such as “What If Public Nudity

10 Terrific New Year’s Resolutions

Now that we’ve covered the more traditional New Year’s resolutions and the futility of making them, how about a list of ones that are totally attainable for the rest of us slugs?  I promise you, it would take actual effort on your part not to be able to make these resolutions come true. #10  Gain