Now that I’ve warned the men what not to buy their women, I suppose it’s only fair to let the women know what to buy the men in their lives. As long as you don’t stray from this list ladies, I won’t have to do a 10 Terrible Christmas Gifts For Him post. You have
Category: The Terrible and Terrific
Santa has always been a symbol of love and joy throughout our lifetimes. Has anyone truly considered what type of role model we have here though? A short, fat guy who loves eating cookies and milk all night? Ummm…maybe I should just shut up and stop where I am, huh? 😊 Anyway, here’s 10 other
With Christmas upon us in a few short weeks, every guy should be scrambling to figure out what to get his lady. Well, not us “lucky” ones who don’t have a lady, but that’s another matter altogether. For those of you in deep emotional relationships with a member of the female persuasion, it can be
Admit it, we all have them; Those little personal distractions that keep us from doing what we’re supposed to do in life. They’re the things we choose to do instead of the crap we’re supposed to be accomplishing. The house needs cleaning? I’ll get to it right after this. The dishes need to be done?
More of a summertime post, this one just came to me today, so I figured I’d throw it out there. What red-blooded American doesn’t love a good old-fashioned ice cream cone from their local ice cream shop? There’s no better way to cool down on a hot summer’s day. And real ice cream fans would
I’m sure you’ve seen variations of this one and agree with me. Kids have it made. Yes, they have their own age-specific problems and challenges, which I would never choose to face in this century, but they still lack that one key factor; The responsibility of adulthood. What I wouldn’t give to be able to
As Americans, we like to believe that we are so much more enlightened and open-minded than the rest of the world. In some cases, this may be true. On the subject of sex though, we can be downright prudish. And with this uptight attitude, comes a lot of unanswered questions people are too embarrassed or
You know it’s going to happen. Those same “innocent” kids who come to your front porch every Halloween for Trick or Treat, will eventually grow into the teenagers who get you or your home with Tricks, or nasty pranks when they’re older. Heck, the bolder ones will even come out for Trick or Treat, milk
There’s nothing like a good old adult Halloween party to make you feel like a kid again. What other day of the year can you dress up, however, or as whatever, you want? Rarely. Just try it on your next shift. I guarantee, you show up for your retail job dressed up as Barney, Wolverine,
As All Hallow Eve grows nearer and nearer, there are all sorts of supernatural creatures wandering around. Some, like the hairy werewolf, the floating, translucent ghost, and the shambling mound of goo are fairly easy to pick out. What about the deceptive creatures who walk among us at night, who look almost just like us?
Okay…so we’ve covered how to tell if a person, place, or thing is haunted and the different ways to deal with these problems. But what about the case of possession? How do you tell the difference between your wife having too much to drink, or if she’s been possessed by a lord of hell? The
Okay, so we’ve covered the top 10 ways to win a girl and guy over. Now it’s time to find out how to make them want to tear our heads off. Not that anyone wants or needs a guide to getting the shit beat out of them by the opposite sex for being a jerk.
The following is a response to “10 Terrible Professions For A Blind Man,” submitted by an old high school friend of mine, Dawn Ann Cass. She puts me in my place quite nicely, as only a positive-thinking, intuitive and sarcastic friend can. Thanks for the response, Dawn Ann! 🙂 …… Marty, I finally had an
Disclaimer: I know I pretty much don’t have to say this yet, as all of my subscribers know me well, but someday that may not be the case. And in this Age of Infinite Butthurt, you have to cover your ass. (Hey, I like that. 😊) Therefore, it is not the intent of this blog
These days, we’ll do almost anything to avoid being social face to face. How often do you actually get together with family and friends anymore, unless it’s some annual celebration or someone has died? Even talking on the telephone has become a thing to be avoided whenever possible, and it USE to be the alternative
It’s only fair that, after doing a “10 Terrific Ways To Win A Girl Over” post, we give the girls a little help landing Mr. Right, or at least Mr. Right Now. Again, take it for what it’s worth, coming from a guy who’s never had one bit of luck in love. At the very
Just like there is no accounting for a person’s tastes when it comes to the people they’re attracted to, there are a similar million different things that turn people on sexually. These are typically referred to as fetishes. Though some are widespread, to the point where they’re just considered “normal” sexual turn-ons, there are countless
With the obvious exception of people who hate the heat, most of us are totally bummed that September is almost upon us. Teachers and children will be heading back to school soon, the weather will be getting colder and colder, and that nasty four-letter “S” word will be burying us Northerners way too soon. In
Disclaimer: The author of this article has been terminally single the majority of his 50 years of life. Therefore, you can take his advice one of two ways. You can assume he knows absolutely nothing about women, and any advice you take from him will leave you suicidal and alone. Or you can believe that
#10 Don’t stop when the officer is chasing you. They can’t give you a speeding ticket if they can’t catch you, right? #9 Perform a citizen’s arrest when the officer pulls you over. Obviously, they were going just as fast as you were if they caught you, right? #8 Tell the officer who pulled you