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A Modest Proposal: No More Disposal Of The Dead

A while back, some of my more devote readers may remember I wrote a post “A Modest Proposal,” on the advantages of ceasing human life at age 70.  For those of you who didn’t, a “modest proposal” is a totally ridiculous suggestion, backed up with a ton of supporting evidence.  It’s not meant to sway

What If The World Were Flat

By now you’ve probably heard of these wack jobs and their theories that the Earth is actually flat.  Unbelievable, huh?  They actually claim that it’s a government conspiracy that we’re taught the Earth is a globe.  I’m game.  What if the world IS flat?  What if every science teacher lied to us as children?  What

10 Terrible Ways To Show A Person You Love Them

With Valentine’s Day this week, or as I affectionately like to call it Happy Love-Is-For-Suckers Day, I figured I’d give some of you bleeding heart romantics some love advice.  Not on how to win someone over.  I’ve covered that one in a past blog post.  Rather, to give you some suggestions on what not to

10 Terrible Jobs Worse Than Yours

Here’s one to make your day a little brighter.  No matter how much you may hate your current job, there’s always a “worse” one out there.  I emphasize “worse,” because that’s not to say your job is any better than theirs.  Any job where you’re working to support yourself and not mooch off other taxpayers

What Was Your Worst Subject In School

I was feeling a little nostalgic when I came up with this one.  Thinking back….WAY back to my secondary school days.  For the most part, I was the guy who just “got along” through school.  I wasn’t a straight-A student by any stretch of the imagination, but I had no major issues with passing either. 

10 Terrific Alternatives To Watching The Super Bowl

Yes, I realize that this is a day late, but I just came up with the idea.  Those who know me well are well aware of my dislike for sports.  I don’t enjoy playing them, I don’t enjoy watching them, I don’t enjoy hearing about them.  I know, that makes me totally “un-merican,” a communist,

How To Change A Diaper

I’m not sure what popped this one into my head.  I’ve had babies on the mind lately, for who knows what reason.  Maybe I’m pregnant?  That would definitely take the cake on top of all my other body woes…LMAO.  Nonetheless, I’m sure somebody will find this Helpful How-To of use.  It is the #1 hardest

Strange Things People Do

Have you ever sat down and really considered just how unique the human race is from other animals?  If you’re normal, like most people, probably not.  These are the type of things that come to me when I lay down to sleep at night.  Hey, I’ve never claimed to be normal.  I don’t anyone else

What If Everyone Were Country

DISCLAIMER: Those who know me are well aware of my jovial prejudices when it comes to anything country.  Not the greatest stance, growing up and living in rural Pennsylvania the majority of my life. I’ve never been known for being non-controversial though.  This being said, all my “rips” here are in good fun.  So, what

What If I People Acted Like Dogs

I’ve seen variations of this particular “What If” in YouTube videos but figured I’d give it my own twisted turn.  If you don’t like it, you can always hit me on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.  You know I’d probably enjoy it. Sniffed Butts/Crotches This isn’t the most appealing idea, but you have to

10 Terrible and Terrific Ways To Waste Time

After dealing with all of the daily necessities of life, such as working a job, going to school, paying bills, and doing household chores, we all have our special ways of winding down or spend our free time.  Some of these ways are productive.  Others?  Not so much.  Here are some of bigger wastes of

If I Were A Guy For A Day (by Stephanie Ansinger)

  The following is the first reader response to my post the other day, “If I Were A Girl For A Day.  I give you Stephanie Ansinger’s “If I Were A Guy For A Day.” If I were to wake up and I magically changed into a guy, I would think to myself what did

What If I Were A Woman For One Day

A few of you are aware of a very strange and repeated occurrence I have had throughout my adult life.  For some reason, which totally eludes me and my closest family and friends, I have been mistaken for a woman on numerous occasions.  At work, shopping, or even walking down the street.  I don’t get

How To Know She’s Mad At You

The title of this one says it all.  You know it damn well guys.  You tend to piss her off a lot more often, and typically to a much higher degree, they’ll she’ll ever annoy you.  It’s not that women do less to piss us off than what we inflict upon them.  It’s just that

10 Terrific Things About Winter

This is probably one of the last thoughts that a typical Pennsylvanian thinks about in the middle of January.  But yes, I’ll go there.  What are some of the positives to this sub-zero, winter wonderland which hits the north for what feels like nine months out of the year? 10#  No Bugs No mosquitos, no

How To Yank It Like A Pro

As you may have seen from yesterday’s post, if you read it, there are very few barriers I’m unwilling to break with my posts, whether popular or otherwise.  Today’s is no exception.  The topic of masturbation makes people more uncomfortable than talking about most other forms of sex.  Possibly because most of us were brought

What If Christianity Is Wrong?

Disclaimer:  As a supporter of the U.S. Constitution, I respect everybody’s religious beliefs, as long as those beliefs don’t impose on the rights and liberties of other people.  Furthermore, I respect the rights of others in expressing their opinions.  That being said, the following is an expression of my religious beliefs as an atheist, and

What If I Could Fly?

Psychologists say that people who dream about flying are looking for a temporary release from life’s responsibilities.  The ground represents reality, and taking flight is, therefore, an escape from that reality.  I don’t know how much I buy into dream analysis, but I do dream of flying quite often during my nightly slumbers. Due to

How To Spot A True Child Of The 80’s

I’ll be the first to admit, I am a true child of the 80’s.  But what exactly does that mean?  What makes someone a child of the 80’s?  Here are a few of the #1 signs. Big Hair Anyone who has teenage or young adult photos with super teased, aqua-net maxed out hairdos.  We’re not

How To Live The Comfort-Over-Style Lifestyle

In today’s modern, hectic world, stress is the #1 cause of most of our health, mental, and emotional problems.  It’s next to impossible to avoid, especially in our professional lives.  Here are a few personal suggestions to help you drop those stress levels and lead a more laid-back lifestyle. Sweats Wear them wherever and whenever